christina elena.: Archive

Jan 1st

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a long december, and there’s reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last

Jan 1st

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open letter to syfy:

nowlookwhatyouvegoneanddone: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES PUTTING HOURS OF WWE SMACKDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON? WHAT A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA! c.

Jan 1st

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well, it appears that...

i’ll be getting drunk alone in my basement watching the twilight zone marathon for new year’s. any takers? anyone? edit: glorious. come on over, folks. i’m the only house in new jersey that doesn’t smell like italian food or sewage.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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i’ve been looking for this online forever! hitrecordjoe: Ha! Glad this got found, I was so bummed it didn’t get allowed online. Oh, the law. Anyway, holy shit this feels like a long time ago. And since we’re on the subject, please indulge me to thank my friend Michael Rooney who worked tirelessly getting me ready to do this thing. He’s also the choreographer behind the 500 Days of...

Dec 28th

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i’ve been looking for this online forever! hitrecordjoe: Ha! Glad this got found, I was so bummed it didn’t get allowed online. Oh, the law. Anyway, holy shit this feels like a long time ago. And since we’re on the subject, please indulge me to thank my friend Michael Rooney who worked tirelessly getting me ready to do this thing. He’s also the choreographer behind the 500 Days of...

Dec 28th

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rageandlovee asked: which school?

Dec 28th

rageandlovee asked: which school?

Dec 28th

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today:

drinking ginger ale, drawing and watching tv in thigh-high socks and a wifebeater. what has this blizzard done to me?

Dec 27th

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there’s hope in the words, and emotion in the eyes it’s so easy to be misled by the savvy, gentile guise and like fools we trust the delivery but it’s all just drunk sincerity

Dec 27th

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there’s hope in the words, and emotion in the eyes it’s so easy to be misled by the savvy, gentile guise and like fools we trust the delivery but it’s all just drunk sincerity

Dec 27th

onehundreddollars: All I want is a girl I can read poetry to and watch old cartoons with, who will want to smoke weed and play Super Smash Bros. and then dry hump on my couch for half a hour. Why is love so hard to find? yeah, you and i need to have a chat. because that’s approximately my life.

Dec 27th

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my father...

is a stubborn asshole who not only essentially hid the shovels from me in the garage before going on vacation, but won’t explain to me how to use the snowblower over the phone. what does he not understand about two feet of snow?

Dec 27th

i'm starting a series of drawings...

“boys i’d let take me out to dinner.” [otherwise entitled, “boys christina would be pretty easy around,” by my ex.] [he is not wrong.]

Dec 27th

Man v. Food

Dad: Watching Man vs Food - he’s gonna die on this one
Dad: 5 flaming bowls of chili
Dad: Dude is fucked.
 DUDE, YOU BEST NOT TALK BADLY ABOUT ADAM RICHMAN! I'LL EAT YO FACE THE WAY HE ATE THOSE BOWLS OF CHILI!

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

one of...

my best friends, one of my absolute favorite people, and the very first person i met at college got engaged two nights ago. i love her so much, and i love her boyfriend [fiancé? weird…], and i’m so, so excited for them! and, on top of all of that excitement, i was asked to be the maid of honor, which is awesome and terrifying and makes me feel like an adult for the first time in my...

Dec 26th

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